If you avoid failure, you also avoid success..

Nothing is wrong if it makes you happy..

If one imitates the upright, one becomes upright. If one imitates the crooked, one becomes crooked..

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo..

Even when you win you lose... if you didn’t learn something..

The pitch count situatio-it doesn't matter if you throw 120 or 80, whatever. It's the quality of pitches that you throw..

If I never wake again, I certainly will have lived while I was alive..

I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop..

If I'm not doing anything to make a change, then I'm responsible..

To persuade is more trouble than to dominate, and the powerful seldom take this trouble if they can avoid it..

You choose the #life you live. If you don't like it, it's on you to change it because no one else is going to do it for you..

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us..

If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack..

If there is no cure, you must endure..

The unconscious can become destructive if it is disregarded and thwarted..

Get the big truth first. If you get the big truth, the small truths will accumulate around it..

If something is true, no amount of wishful thinking will change it..

it follows that if you aren't happy with yourself, you won't be happy with others..

If it is naturally in you to be a good orator, a notable orator you will be when you have acquired knowledge and practice..

If you are afraid of making mistakes, you won't learn anything and you won't make much money..

If God created shadows it was to better emphasise the light..