If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty..

If many people love me, then I must be important..

If God had intended for women to wear slacks, He would have constructed them differently..

You can never have too much butter - that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it..

If you establish rules and play by them, the audience will buy in..

If there is ever a time crying out for courageous leadership, its now..

You can sing the blues in church if you use the words right..

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right..

If we lose the forests, we lose our only teachers..

If you're dealing with an assembly of biological systems, you can bring the things together, but you can't connect them..

Life consists only of moments, nothing more than that. So if you make the moment matter, it all matters.

If we are a free country, we have the right to be free..

It's better to decide wrongly than weakly. If you're weak, you're likely to be wrong anyway..

If she could give love to IT perhaps it would shrivel up and die, for she was sure that IT could not withstand love..

If you wanna compete, youve got to get into the original content game..

If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn..

If you own a rug you own too much..

If you don't like your sister or don't get along with your father, let's find out if you like yourself. Let's not sugarcoat anything about it..

Furthermore, they had calculated that if 25,000 of them died for every one of us, they would finish with us first, for they were many and we were but….

Fear not, provided you fear; but if you fear not, then fear..

If you have any question in your mind, don't do it. If you go in thinking it's going to fix something that's wrong, don't do it..