If you recognize that all of your inner hurts are caused by your own wrong actions or your own wrong reactions or your own wrong inaction, then you w….

I'm not about to talk about what's romantic in my life - I figure if you talk about it once - then that's an open invitation for everyone to dig into….

If things were easy to find, they wouldn’t be worth finding..

I felt, if I'm going to react I might as well over react..

I'm nothing if not honest..

If you don't run, you rust..

If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want..

Science is interesting, and if you don't agree, you can fvck off..

We have convictions only if we have studied nothing thoroughly..

If Saddam were to be replaced tomorrow he would probably be replaced with someone who's just as bad or worse than he is..

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan..

One would think a writer would be happy here — if a writer is ever happy anywhere..

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me..

If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody, but that won't matter..

If you live in the past and allow the past to define who you are, then you never grow..

No resource will flourish if managed by government..

If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim..

If you equate God's judgment with your judgment, you have a wrong religion..

We always lead with hits. If you want to have success, you have to be riding a hit..

If there's anything to learn from the history of movies, it's that corruption leads to further corruption, not to innocence..

If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always..