If you're reluctant to weep, you won't live a full and complete life..

Know what you love and do what you love. If you don't do what you love, you're just wasting your time..

If you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better..

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one..

If it hadn't been for the videocassette, I may not have had a career at all..

If you want others to have a good opinion of you, say nothing..

I don't try to be sexy, but if you are sexy it comes out. If you're not, you're not..

If we have power to degrade an entire society, then we also have the power to uplift it..

If the next record is no better than Gish, then we've failed..

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless.

If I had my life to live over, I would have liked to have ended up as a sportswriter..

We can't live other people's lives for them. Even if we love them..

If you want to make history, you have to do historic things.

If God is God, we cant be afraid of what we can learn..

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well..

What does it avail you, if of many thorns only one be removed..

If there is anything good about nobility it is that it enforces the necessity of avoiding degeneracy..

If not against us, nature is not for us..

If you feel like singing along, don't..

Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife.

If you know something is morally reprehensible, then it is your moral obligation to stop it as soon as possible..