If it shouldn't happen, it wouldn't happen..

A too-expected image (cliché) will never seem right, even if it is..

I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task..

Manga just needs to be interesting. If it is than it will get serialized..

If others don't use their gifts, you get cheated, and if you don;t use your gifts, they get cheated..

I can't help you if you won't help yourself..

If I now recognize evil in other people, is it not because I have become evil too?.

It is impossible to be just if one is not generous..

There are spiritual and physical laws to obey if we are to be happy..

Hinduism dies if untouchability lives, and untouchability has to die if Hinduism is to live..

Where women are, the better things are implied if not spoken..

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers..

Justice, even if slow, is sure..

If something isn't special, then it's ordinary..

I just like to do covers, every once in a while. If someone pays me to go into the studio, I'll do it..

If you listen only to those around you, the chances of your dreams coming true are very small..

If you are never alone, you cannot know yourself..

If someone like you showed up to abduct me, I'd let you..

If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one..

Be scrupulously truthful, even if the truth is inconvenient, for it is more inconvenient when you try to conceal it..

If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs..