If we don't learn to mythologize our lives, inevitably we will pathologize them..

You don't get respect if you don't deserve it..

Nothing wrong with appearing to be a fool, if what you are doing is intelligent..

If we don't dream of the possible, the possible never happens..

Oh, if we would only remember who God is!.

But what is life if you don't live it?.

Love can be sordid only if you work at it..

If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed..

If you don't think of the future, you won't have one..

If anything, the overriding emotion is gonna just be excitement..

If he is smart, he will run. He is not..

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?.

If history in the making be a fluid thing, it swiftly crystallizes..

If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff..

If you can't hide what you are going to do, do it so everybody thinks you are a fool..

There's somewhere you're supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you'll make it..

I'm definitely not grateful [for the sex tape]. If I had one regret, that would be it. If I were to do it again and live my life again, I wouldn't do….

I just like music. If it's hookey and good, I dig it..

You can learn from anyone if you know the right questions..

If God doesn't want something for me, then I shouldn't want it either..

If I had my way, this war would never have been commenced. If I had been allowed my way this war would have been ended before this..