I have hope for you, if only because you're the only one left to hope for..

The answer is inside your head; it's easy to find if you take it logically..

If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest..

Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days..

What if it can't be worked out? What if I'm—what if I'm broken for good?.

If we ever do find a better system, I'll be happy to call myself an anti-capitalist..

If you don't give something back when you get, you don't keep..

If you sing to the mermaids, they come when you're drowning..

If we say that religion is a virus, then why isn't science a virus?.

If I can learn to understand this language without words, I can learn to understand the world..

If it's a good audition, whether or not I think I'm going to get the part, I do always say yes to going..

Never tell yourself ... I can't go on. If you do you're licked, and by your own thinking too..

The point is to let the music be itself. If it doesn't mean anything to you, then it's bullsh*t..

If I were capable of assisting someone, I would do it in a manner that would cause the person seeking assistance to work, so he assists himself..

By nature, I am not an optimist, though I try to act as if I am..

If you would not be forgotten, do things worth remembering..

If you think you can't do something, you can't. But if you think you can, you may be surprised to discover that you can..

If they hadn't scored, we would've won..

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105..

If you do too much it's going to lose its effectiveness..

I'm lucky if I find one movie a year that's worth doing, and when I do find one, it usually only takes 20-30 days to shoot..