If you can play, you can play anything. I don't like classifications..

If it's not forbidden, then it's allowed.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks..

I make music, and if people like it, they like it, and some people won't..

I have always worked and I would say I'm generous with money - if somebody needed anything I would always give it to them..

I definitely hope that I'm improving. If I'm not, there's a problem - I'm just coasting..

If you want to predict the future create it..

Experience through freedom is the only means to arrive at the truth and the best solutions; and there is no freedom if there is not the freedom to be….

If you think something is missing in your life, it is probably YOU..

You're not a leader if you haven't been elected..

If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it..

Even if sheep could talk, they'd never ask questions..

If you're only ten feet above, then you're better than when you're on the ground..

If you don’t think you have the blues, just keep living..

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny..

Listen, if you're a defender, DO BETTER!.

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you..

If religion is about truth, why is it so afraid of error?.

If you look at my history, I'm not gonna let that many people into whatever I'm going through..

You will not live through this if she does not.

Knowledge is truthful only if it’s based in morality..