I don’t ever unwind. My work is my peace. If I’m not working I’m not at peace..

If music's a political place, I'm out..

If you don't listen to your customers, someone else will..

If you stand up for women, then don't bash me..

If you're going to lie, at least be good at it..

If environmentalism is a fad, it will be the last one..

What good is religion if it collapses under calamity?.

If it's on Facebook, it all looks the same..

If I knew exactly what I know now and had it to do over, I'd be a switch hitter. No telling what I could have done..

If I wasn't a writer, I would be depressed..

If you're being attacked from all sides, it's possible you're doing something right; it's also possible that you are doing everything wrong..

If you don't like what you're getting back in life, take a look at what you're putting out..

If I see something that inspires me, I'll dress like it..

I don't really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them..

If I aint happy, nobody's happy..

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal, the better..

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York.

Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish..

If the gospel is only for the learned, how few there are of us who could have any use for it..

The relationship I have with Bethann [Hardison], it's so unique. It's based on trust. But most importantly, Bethann is the one who will call on me if….

If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important..