When you love, love as if the person is a god, not less than that. Never love a woman as a woman and never love a man as a man..

If everything is important, then nothing is..

If you're defending a lie, you can only defend it with obfuscations and other lies. You can't defend a lie with the truth..

If I wasn't in the band I reckon I'd be a virgin..

If it tastes good, spit it out!.

If called by a panther, don't anther..

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken..

If he had a mind, there was something on it..

If you don't know why you like a thing, it is usually worth your while to attempt to find out..

For if there is any single thing that everyone hopes for most dearly, it must be this: that the youngest outlive the oldest..

If you want change, it has to be generational..

If people and their manner of living were alike everywhere, there would not be much point in moving from one place to another..

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha..

If it ain't fun don't do it..

You can ruin anything if you focus at it..

If you're looking for immediate rewards, you're only looking for the money..

If I knew what the meaning of art was, I wouldn't tell you..

If the day did not require an AK then it was good.

If your heart, head and gut are telling you the same thing, then you owe it to yourself to chase it..

If we're in a bubble, it's the weirdest bubble I've ever seen, where everybody hates everything..

If you wear a different perfume every day, I do not recognize you..