I've always been a person that, if I'm with a woman, she's in the picture..

What could you accomplish if no one told you it was impossible?.

Intelligence is like pornography. I can't define it, but I know if when I see it..

You have no right to be a leader if someone who works for you doesn't know where they stand..

If you get all tangled up, just tango on..

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it..

Even if I make a fool of myself, it's better to have tried..

One of the advantages of moving quickly is if you do something wrong you can change it..

What good is money if it can't buy happiness?.

I've always been freaked out in deep open water if there's a potential of sharks around..

If my desire is possible, it means the system is already letting something else through..

I would love to, if someone would lend me the money..

If you have never tasted a braised vegetable, you'll find it is a revelation..

People say I am cheap, and I don't mind if they do..

If you want to hit it farther, hit it better..

All those things at which thou wishest to arrive by a circuitous road, thou canst have now, if thou dost not refuse them to thyself..

If your religion has not changed your life, youd better change your religion..

Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things..

If I had to depend on what I actually get from sales, I'd be tending bar between sets..

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny..

If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you..