There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie..

If a can opener no longer has the capacity to open cans, what is it?.

I don't like talking about myself, if I'm honest..

If you listen quietly enough life will whisper its secrets to you.

And trust dies from ifs and buts.

If we're unified, there's nothing we cannot do..

If you don't fight for him, you lose! Fight for him! ~Nana Osaki.

If the customer loves you, the government will have to love you..

How well I would write if I were not here!.

If she is afraid of mirrors she is afraid of herself..

But at the same time, if the right thing came along, I would do it in a second..

If you do not prepare now for the Afterlife, then when will you do so?.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled..

But I wonder if there is a place I fit in?.

If you believe you can only go so far, it is an obstacle..

We have to have dreams, even if they never come true..

If you let go completely you will have complete peace..

When I look at a painting it isn't only the painting I see but the thing that I am. If there is more in the painting that I am, then I won't see it..

Any coincidencce is worth noticing. You can throw it away later if it is only a coincidence..

If I'd been whoring before class and waved a corset at him, no one would have thought twice about it!.

If hearts could shatter, mine just did..