A woman who is loved always has success..
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!.
When God decides its time, I guess he'll come for us..
I do what I like now. I just don't have time for it all..
Great courage will be required to choose the right..
I took a lot from friends, but also me..
When you love what you do, you're happy just doing it..
I'm not cutthroat. I'm Midwestern..
When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it..
I'm always looking for good music..
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time..
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.".
What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks..
I was born a poor black child..
I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching..
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks..
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else..
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks..
I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated..
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic..
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable..