You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

Learn early, learn often..

Some things are as they are regardless of what they were..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list..

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself..

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else..

What feeds me destroys me..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth..

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic..

I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated..

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest..

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable..

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.).