The real test will be having a family; when I have a family you have to come home, you have to eat dinner with your kids..

The food industry is spending almost $2 billion a year marketing directly to children and teens. We know that those ads lead to children demanding ce….

Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now d….

You have only one life, make the most of it.

Travel definitely affects me as a writer..

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old….

You're either living or you're dead..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as a filmmaker, and yo….

Do not be afraid of no, Who has so far, so very far to go..

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa..

One of the things that turns me on the most is imagining new worlds, just as I did as a kid, when I listened to fairy stories and imagined what they ….

I'm going to do things when they are right for me..

Whatever kids are into, that might be their thing..

From being a young kid I was always drawing and painting, usually stuff like private parts or bloody images but always with a comedy twist to it..

I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I hav….

Hell, nobody knows where jazz is going to go. There may be a kid right now in Chitlin Switch, Georgia, who is going to come along and upset everybody..

...friendship is something you do..

I wish we lived in a world where all kids were loved by their parents how I was and am every day..

When I was about eight, I decided that the most wonderful thing, next to a human being, was a book..

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore..