Kid ... Comics will break your heart..

We live in a very gynophobic society.

What is important for kids to learn is that no matter how much money they have, earn, win, or inherit, they need to know how to spend it, how to save….

One cannot say of something that it is and that it is not in the same respect at the same time..

Whether we will philosophize or we won't philosophize, we must philosophize..

I've always been DJing; it's just I'm making more of a push for it, making it more public..

Kids' views are often just as valid as the teachers'. The best teachers are the ones that know that..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

I've aged, but grown up? No..

Music gave me something to do in my life..

I cannot get close to any you..

My kid gets me out of bed in the morning..

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real..

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come..

As a kid, I wanted to be a boy because I equated that with strength. There's a problem with that. It's only growing into my own womanhood that I real….

You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, yo….

The '60s are presented to kids today as a commodity..

I've got kids now and they will constantly pull you into the here and now - they are very present and very vivid..

When you're a kid it's people's cruelty that makes you cry, then when you're an adult it's their kindness..

I wasn't a club kid. I wasn't an artist. I was just a foreigner, trying to soak it all up. I had quite a lot of fun..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..