I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..

I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically..

I don't have any faith, but I have a lot of hope, and I have a lot of dreams of what we could do with our intelligence if we had the will and the lea….

Everything that's old is new, and everything that's new is old..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren't encouraged and then didn't go anywhere with it and so they're unhapp….

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lack….

It was fine when I was single and childless. Carrying the responsibility of screwing up your kids at the same time is huge. I remember when I got Pet….

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

Don't be afraid to have nothing..

That's what I love about kids. They don't care about anything else but who you are as a person..

I've been actually really very pleased to see how much awareness was raised around bullying, and how deeply it affects everyone. You know, you don't ….

If from infancy you treat children as gods, they are liable in adulthood to act as devils..

I'm not even sure of what I want in a woman yet. I have a lot of things to do in life. When I grow up as long as she can cook, take care of the kids,….

this is the upside of already being eternally damned.

I've been stocking my nuts away like a squirrel for 15 years. I don't have kids, I don't have a wife. I own my own house. I don't owe anybody for it ….

The workplace should have a place where the kids can visit. They should have places at the mother's or the father's work where professionals can have….

Be there...care...and put your children first in your life. When you are given the awesome responsibility of being a father, that is the most importa….

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in publi….

We see systematically taught in our high schools today that kids not have to hear their parents, that they can make their own rules, and not even liv….