I've been an actor since I was a kid..

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!.

Freedom has never been free..

I guess it wasn't everyday they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids..

That was my earliest maladaptive coping mechanism I forged when I was a kid. I found that my fists weren't going to do any significant protective wor….

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I grew up kind of rough, without very much. So, I just want to work as hard as I can so my kids won't have to go through what I did..

I think the worst lie I ever told was, because my last name is Goth, I used to tell kids at school that I used to be related to 'Van Gogh' and when I….

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs..

I am one of the crucified dead..

Nowadays they say you need a special chip to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that. In my day, we didn't need a chip. My mom was the chip. ….

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

Have a kid. You obviously shouldn't have a baby just to get politically active, but I'm eight and a half months pregnant, and I swear, thinking about….

I've always been a deep sleeper; because I come from such a large family - there are 10 kids - I could sleep through anything..

I guess play piano, you know, because that's the thing I started doing when I was a little kid..

One of the most durable successes of the war on poverty was to dramatically reduce the number of elderly poor in America. That's still true today. Bu….