I might have been too tiny for it, but I wanted to become a professional tennis player. I was a pretty good tennis player as a kid, but ultimately I ….

You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball..

I like to remind teachers that even though they're all overwhelmed and overloaded, and it's easy to get burned out, it really is about the kids. It o….

When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20..

I remember as a kid watching TV and seeing Mel Blanc doing his voices and Paul Winchell doing his ventriloquism and thinking, 'Those guys are having ….

Sometimes, if you don't have kids yourself, it's assumed you won't understand or know how to play a mom, which is kind of silly if you think about it..

I'm not a role model to my kids. They're a role model to me..

Kids need parents who love and support them unconditionally, full stop..

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs..

All the messages our kids are getting is money-taking, not giving..

I just didn't work that much while the kids were growing up..

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises..

Kids are very visual, and they might not eat a food just because of its colour..

The kids now are more productive than we ever were; they're a lot more prolific and productive in the sense that they have to have music out all the ….

We've now got a group of young people in this country who for all practical purposes are American. They grew up here. They've gone to school here. Th….

Kids, help your parents if they don't know how to use a smartphone..

My motivation was I wanted to look like my favorite super heroes when I was a kid. Pretty cheesy, but that is what got me started..

There will always be some kid who's the new Kurt Cobain writing great lyrics and singing from his soul. The problem is they're not marketing that any….

I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It’s happened quickly, with so many children….

Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while..

When I was a little kid, we only knew about our nine planets. Since then, we've downgraded Pluto but have discovered that other solar systems and sta….