You know how you can tell that you're getting really old? Nobody says the word 'death' around you anymore..
Less bitching...more learning..
Because we put ourselves in God’s place, He put Himself in our place..
I've never been onstage in my life..
When I began to read, I began to exist.
I'm just permanently agitated by everything and everyone..
But it is pretty to see what money will do..
Learning is the making of meaning..
Jump and the net will appear..
See-through goes with everything..
You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight..
I know too much and not enough.
You know everyone loves to be the villain..
Elvis was the firstest with the mostest..
The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know..
I would rather be politically dead than hypocritically immortalized..
I don't have to explain anything to anybody..
You are good, You are great, You are amazing.
Nothing good comes out of depression..
You can't lose sight of what you did to get there.
I don't intentionally make deep movies..