Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work.".
I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..
"You can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for..
The superman exists and he's American..
Let knowledge be guessed by the sign of equality to all beings..
If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn't mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in. with a huge belly. The only thing that would p….
We do what we like, and we like what we do..
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing d….
I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way..
I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..
Why is there anything at all rather than nothing whatsoever?.
Gradually, at the concerts, I began to hear calls for 'the fat girl'.... Then I would jump up for the piano stool, forgetting about my size [145 lbs ….
We can try to gain some of the sensibility of some of the indigenous populations of the world or our predecessors 800 years ago. We can laugh at them….
Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy..
He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, ma….
We just keep on having to save each other", he says. "We ever gonna be even?" "I hope not," I say.
'What is celebration?' Rather than dancing, rather than laughing, rather than loving, rather than enjoying this silence, the mind asks: 'What is cele….
Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.
Faith is only as good as the one in whom it's invested..
There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..