The future isn't a place that we're going to go, it's a place that you get to create..

Sayings designed to raise a laugh are generally untrue and never complimentary. Laughter is never far removed from derision..

It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..

I grill, therefore I am..

A single conversation can change things..

You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life..

We read best what we read most..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

To say more, is to say less..

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh..

Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??.

I'm German, after all..

Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human. Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there's usually something ….

To dismiss basic contexts such as link colours, page layouts, navigation systems, and visual hierarchy as 'boring' or 'pedestrian' is akin to laughin….

You probably shouldn't laugh any more..

We didn't really have to take everything so seriously, did we?.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives..

Within the extent of your knowledge, you are right..

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson..

What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life..

Lily Tomlin...I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the way she does things has b….