I intend that I am learning from my experiences so that I am only repeating the ones that bring me happiness..
You can never learn anything that is not a part of yourself..
It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing..
Death is something we shouldn't fear because, while we are, death isn't, and when death is, we aren't..
Love. Resoundingly and absolutely..
It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way..
Usually we are saying only part of the truth..
Love can tame the wildest..
In a library, you can find small miracles and truth, and you might find something that will make you laugh so hard that you will get shushed, in the ….
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves..
In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..
I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..
I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories..
I don't talk. I just let what I do talk for myself..
You're drinking in the joy of life,' Bear told her when she tried to explain why she was laughing. 'There's so much opportunity for drinking deeply o….
I love people who make me laugh!.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow..
I refuse, whenever possible, to do shows on a Monday. I don't do gigs on a Monday, because nobody laughs on Mondays. Everybody wants Monday to be ove….
If you're a musician, you create what you love and hope other people love it as well. Amongst musicians, the starting point is what they love, and th….
Happiness comes not from having more, not from having less, but from wanting what you have..
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think..