I like to laugh. I like to have a good time. I don't like to be so serious about things, so I would want a guy who would want to laugh and have a goo….

One of the things that fascinates me is the music of speech..

Live constructively and live optimistically..

Lazy Line Painter Jane - it was an insane way to make a record! It was just in a church hall, no separate rooms for instruments, and a crappy digital….

I don't do live things..

So long as I can laugh, never will I be poor..

You're always allowed to be better..

Nobody is all good or all bad..

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs..

One's life has many compartments..

Traveling takes a lot out of you..

I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are the best places for this. I speak at f….

The Price Is Right can really get me going..

I shall participate, I shall contribute, and in so doing, I will be the gainer..

It's vital to learn how to make the best of things..

A day will come when beings, now latent in our thoughts and hidden in our loins, shall stand upon Earth as a footstool and laugh, and reach out their….

I'm just going to continue to do the music that I love..

Sermonettes make Christianettes..

Eroticism cannot be entirely revealed without poetry..

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..

Once you reach what is / inside it is outside..