I never laugh until I've had my coffee..

Success is always something that you have to recover from..

I want to make people laugh..

For the snark was a boojum, you see..

By 40, all women are amazing..

You will be excellently executed..

I don’t take my life seriously, but I do take what I do – in my life – seriously -.

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

I cannot go and tell women what to wear and what not to wear; you have to decide on your own..

Perhaps the greatest magic of the human spirit is the ability to laugh, at ourselves, at each other, and at our sometimes hopeless situation. Laughte….

We have learned nothing..

It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..

The mainstream media hears what it wants to hear and has its own narratives..

Knowledge come from looking around; wisdom comes from looking up..

Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times..

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more..

What I'm really focused on is the majesty of the best films I see are films that don't panhandle for an extra laugh later, but actually deliver the g….

Become the very best in your business!.

At no time will we be more Christlike than when we are a friend..

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro..

It is never right to injure anyone. It can never be right to make someone worse than he is..