Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life..

I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant..

I always knew I would adopt. Always..

If you skateboard, you cant be afraid to have people laugh at you..

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it..

If you can't laugh, you won't make it..

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it..

It's better to copulate than not..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh..

I used to take myself very seriously, now it's all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the time when something's a big deal fo….

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

Do something: You can always correct something but you can never correct nothing..

People's responses made me laugh out loud and they made me tear up. They consoled me during my toughest times. I understood my neighbors in new and e….

It's OK to wear the same thing every day..

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

I'm closest to the music when I'm onstage with the band, playing..

There are lots of questions which have to be answered..

Surely I have contemplated the things of God..

But she is happiest alone. She is happiest alone..