Things that are unknown attract us..
I'd love to work with Disney again..
I do to others what they do to me, only worse..
Brilliant. . . . Marriage Confidential is both laugh-out-loud funny and gasp-out-loud shocking, and nothing less than a Feminine Mystique for our tim….
When you do comedy, the audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't have to listen to ever….
He who wrongs one threatens many..
When you have to jump, you jump..
Those we call the ancients were really new in everything..
Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..
I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked by everybody, and I thought, "Hey, I'm just making peop….
Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be la….
Beneath every history, another history..
None of Us is as Good as All of Us..
I have to do what's right..
Fear is the beginning of wisdom..
I'm not maximized yet..
I say, let's learn more and then speculate..
How can I dispose of myself with it?.
I'm unshockable, fortunately -- or unfortunately..
I liked things better when I didn't understand them..
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.