You cannot conceive the many without the one..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh..

My worth to God in public is what I am in private..

Hold no more stocks than you can remain informed on..

I've been called worse by better..

I'm nothing, I'm not even here.

I am one of the haunted..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

Failure is part of success..

Never hope for it more than you work for it..

What’s working, and how can we do more of it?.

I remember when we did our first read-through, Sonny [Bono] looks at the script and he goes, "Okay, I'll see you guys later. Chai-ay-oh!" And I said,….

Funny how life messed with you..

I never had the blues; the blues always had me..

~I use humor instead of getting into that whole yes and no thing all the time. It's about just getting them to laugh rather than getting in power str….

People who can make you laugh can make you cry..

Knowledge of death is the beginning of wisdom..

I was hired as a penciler..

I don't look at paparazzi photos. And most of my friends don't want to be photographed, so they walk four feet to the side. If you see a photo of me ….

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing d….