Everybody changes, not just me..

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his reco….

A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the moans come double; And that is life!.

It's no use crying over spilt evils. It's better to mop them up laughing..

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable….

Eleanor,” he said, just because he liked saying it, “why do you like me?” “I don’t like you.” He waited. And waited… Then he started to laugh. “You’r….

Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life..

A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in. A minute to smile and an hour to weep in. A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the mo….

Not that I feel like I have a lack of confidence, it's just good to stand up in front of people who don't really know what to expect. Am I going to s….

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say..

You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!.

That’s what you do for family. Anything..

Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted….

The old Lena is dead..

I know some real intellectual people who might laugh, very close friends who might laugh when I'm said to be an intellectual..

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them..

What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..

You're drinking in the joy of life,' Bear told her when she tried to explain why she was laughing. 'There's so much opportunity for drinking deeply o….

Music gave me something to do in my life..

How can I govern others, who can't even govern myself?.

Eat right and you can’t go wrong..