I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

There is nothing that you cannot do..

Now I have to motivate myself much more than I had previously..

The predation of wolves and women by those who misunderstand them is strikingly similar..

The difference between a man of sense and a fop is that the fop values himself upon his dress; and the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time he….

Everything can be sacrificed for truth, but truth cannot be sacrificed for anything..

Whoever excommunicates me, excommunicates God..

I make my relationships at work..

You understand my music..

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend..

And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire,” Leo volunteered. “Then he can be fire.” The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, “Die, scumbag!” as he ….

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult ….

Russia's not too great about cooperating with us when there are criminals inside their borders, but all of then like to travel. And so if they travel….

God never leads anyone anywhere for money..

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!.

God is good all the time. Every time..

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key..

You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life..

Don't go to work to work, go to work to prosper..

I'm on the road so much that I don't get to spend as much time there as I would like..

My hands and ears get me where I need to go..