I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

What are days for? Days are where we live..

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can….

A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular..

Everything in life has its price..

Whatsoever is, is in God..

Our senses are always part of the process..

He who laughs last, thinks slowest..

It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more….

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he….

If you're laughing, you're healing..

It's really hard to be a black Republican. I see what they go through. It's a good little trick the entire mainstream media has pulled by describing ….

I intend to be me. Whatever that is..

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep..

From an early age, I was trying to get laughs, but it wasn't a conscious thing. I think I was about six months old when I first realized I needed fri….

Laugh every chance you get. Laughter is sure to break the bonds of negativity that may be lurking about..

A good poem about failure is a success..

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh..

I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it as good old ironic Kurt. But he wasn'….

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..