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Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things... one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
Rule by patience, Laughing Water!
~I use humor instead of getting into that whole yes and no thing all the time. It's about just getting them to laugh rather than getting in power struggles.~
People go on postponing everything that is meaningful. Tomorrow they will laugh; today, money has to be gathered... more money, more power, more things, more gadgets. Tomorrow they will love - today there is no time. But tomorrow never comes, and one day they find themselves burdened with all kinds of gadgets, burdened with money. They have come to the top of the ladder - and there is nowhere to go except to jump in a lake.
Fool, not to know that love endures no tie,_x000D__x000D_And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Years! Years, ye shall mix with me!_x000D_Ye shall grow a part_x000D_Of the laughing Sea;_x000D_Of the moaning heart_x000D_Of the glittered wave_x000D_Of the sun-gleam's dart_x000D_In the ocean-grave._x000D_Fair, cold, and faithless wert thou, my own!_x000D_For that I love_x000D_Thy heart of stone!_x000D_From the heights above_x000D_To the depths below,_x000D_Where dread things move,_x000D__x000D_There is naught can show_x000D_A life so trustless! Proud be thy crown!_x000D_Ruthless, like none, save the Sea, alone!
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams.
I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
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