Whatever is contained must be released..

When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes ….

Don't be afraid to have nothing..

I do a little improv in my shows. Kind of like our movie, I'll do beats and ideas of dialogue, but I think there's less pressure because it's a live ….

I'm not exactly repulsive..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

this is the upside of already being eternally damned.

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

With God, there is always a future..

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECA….

Don't let a single comic moment pass you by; then help the audience get the laughs. Give them permission to laugh by holding for laughter and by lett….

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact..

Obviously it could be, because it was..

I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..

You are what you are and that fascinates me..

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh..

Where's the rest of me?.

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food..

I love Shirley Maclaine, love that woman..

You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it..

There's so much to be afraid of..