I've never cackled with laughter at a single line I've ever written. None of it has given me pleasure..

I live to serve. except the part about living....

I realized that the good stories were affecting the organs of my body in various ways, and the really good ones were stimulating more than one organ.….

When they say laughter is healing, it absolutely is the truth..

We never are definitely right, we can only be sure we are wrong..

That's the thing about faith. It works..

You have to learn to interrupt because you aren't going to get called on..

It is much more rewarding to do more with less..

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

I tend to stay away from the comics..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

You can make history, or you will be vilified by it..

But the word of the Gospel is not as the word of an earthly prince..

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won..

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

Her laughter was a shiny thing, like pewter flung high in the air..

The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you..

I'm going to kill them all.

But a child's joy is doubled for the mother, and the sound of her son's laughter began to her heart, a feat she had never believed possible.

Ama wipes her hands on her apron, looks up at our old roof with new eyes, and lifts the baby from his basket. She twirls him in the air, her skirts f….