Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents..

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot..

I don't trust lawyers and journalists..

A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country..

Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up..

We are bound by the law, so that we may be free..

But the mere truth won't do. You must have a lawyer..

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle..

The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect..

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees..

Every game designer should make one explicitly world-changing game. Lawyers do pro bono work, why can't we?.

Accounting incomes were reduced by discrepancy [ but] "the net amount paid by lawyers for lawyerly discrepancy is close to zippo. In this case, the g….

Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke..

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?.

Most lawyers only tell you about the cases they win. I can tell you about some I lose. A lawyer who wins all his cases does not have many..

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything..

If you cannot avoid a quarrel with a blackguard, let your lawyer manage it, rather than yourself. No man sweeps his own chimney, but employs a chimne….

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living..

In 1974, the modeling world changed. Jerry Ford and my lawyer negotiated the deal for the first exclusive contract in modeling history..

Was this all part of your plan as my lawyer? I don't recall explosive escapes being part of the legal training." "Well, I'm sure it wasn't part of Da….