Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

Life dosent frighten me at all..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Most pornographic images are simply too repulsive..

You sort of have to become what you're wearing..

No one actually lives as if there is no objective truth..

I'll quote the truth wherever I find it thank you..

There is no future without education..

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence.

Je est un autre. (I is someone else)..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm not so weird to me..

What can you take from me which is not already yours?.

I am truly independently owned and operated..

It shouldn't matter what your sexual orientation is, you just need to be great at what you do. If you're an artist, be a great artist..

When everyone is a contrarian, nobody is a contrarian.

The one-legged never stumble..

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

Every experience is worth having..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..