I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..

Life is simple. Everything happens for you, not to you..

I have come to the conclusion that the most important element in human life is faith..

What really matters in life is that we are loved by Christ and that we love Him in return.

Do you know why happily ever after is a lie?" Snow asked. "Because life is change..

The most important thing, the biggest love of my life, is my snooker. Ive never been so emotionally ingrained in something - in a person, an object, ….

Life is full of challenges and surprises..

Life is a constant series of cleaning up the last mess..

Life is a series of triumphs and disappointments. Once you harness the disappointments, your triumphs will be greater..

The inner life is the whole man, and forms all the worth of man..

You cannot live without doing something..

Anything that can be dreamed is true..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

Everything in life is elusive..

Don't immanentize the eschaton!.

I have a St. Bernard named B..

My act is based on my life..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Invest time, don't spend it..

It can always get worse..

Yes, I am very prolific..