Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Few ever see what is not already inside their heads..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything..

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane..

There is no foreground or background, only a continuity of interlacing relationships.

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

I like that you let yourself be surprised.

Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves..

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love..

There's always something to talk about..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

I was gung-ho, no question about that..