I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!.
You can't be afraid until you have no other option but to be afraid..
Learn how to learn, then learn what to learn.
Ultimately, my hope is to amaze myself..
Your patience will be rewarded..
A sketch is just a mini movie..
Money has no religion except itself..
There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..
I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..
If you gave kids peas that didn't look like peas and said they were a space shuttle, they're much more apt to eat them because it's now playtime..
Are you tempted? Look unto Jesus. Are you afflicted? Look unto Jesus. Do all speak evil of you? Look unto Jesus. Do you feel cold, dull, and backslid….
Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six.
Anyone who can look me in the eye and say they prefer the story of Moses or Jesus or Mohammed to the life of Socrates is intellectually defective..
On every thing are traced decay and change. Look! how the shifting seasons slip away..
When you look at all the miracles attributed to Jesus, they're all about change..
I'm the best Manning..
He who would travel happy must travel lite..
I will not be misquoted!.
One either meets or one works..
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings..
Do what you're afraid to do..