You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

The things which must be must be for the best..

The future isn't a place that we're going to go, it's a place that you get to create..

It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..

I grill, therefore I am..

A single conversation can change things..

We read best what we read most..

Do you write novels?" I said. "Novels, Lord no," she said. "I can't even stay married..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

To say more, is to say less..

Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??.

When you cannot rejoice in feelings, circumstances or conditions, rejoice in the Lord..

We didn't really have to take everything so seriously, did we?.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives..

Within the extent of your knowledge, you are right..

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment... Thank me..

What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I get happy very easily and very often..

I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in….

I don’t predict a nonexisting future..