I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

As for drugs - well, Gates was certainly not unusual there. Marijuana was the pharmaceutical of choice..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.

History is absolutely my thing..

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds..

Before you attempt to set things right, make sure you see things right..

When you are in love- everything is romantic.

In the embrace's release I caught the scent again. Unmistakable. Marijuana. These homos were high as kites..

I think it is now widely understood that the so-called "War on Drugs" has largely been a failure. Too many people have developed criminal records for….

Keep it weird. They'll get it later..

You can't possibly be right for everything..

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it..

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

You cannot have the right to do what is wrong!.