You won't be happy anywhere until you're happy somewhere..

Knowledge is after all a non-rivalrous good.

God has always been the head of my life, even before I knew it..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

Education liberates a woman..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

...friendship is something you do..

I modeled from the time I was 15 until I was 20..

I follow politics, but I don't like to discuss it..

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..

All my work comes out of my life..

I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

As for drugs - well, Gates was certainly not unusual there. Marijuana was the pharmaceutical of choice..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.