Quotes on Marriage Jokes

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.