To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness..

In my parents I saw a model where they were really always communicating, doing things together. They were really kind of a team. I wanted some of tha….

Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye..

Love is no assignment for cowards..

Ruth and I are happily incompatible..

love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. fill each other's cup but drink not fr….

Man was not intended to live alone... marriage is the best cure for that wretched lingering over one's work. I think I must feel more settled than yo….

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention..

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness..

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?.

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and, if you think you are going to influence the kind of fellow who has never had a chance, poor devil, you are ….

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony..

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences..

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up..

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both s….

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me..

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret..

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way..

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men..

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppr….