Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up..

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both s….

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me..

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret..

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way..

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men..

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppr….

That girls should not marry for money we are all agreed. A lady who can sell herself for a title or an estate, for an income or aset of family diamon….

Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships..

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful..

A wife is property that one acquires by contract, she is transferable, because possession of her requires title; in fact, woman is, so to speak, only….

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing..

Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the ti….

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie t….

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were..

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked..

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry..

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk..

It is impossible! It has never happened - it cannot happen in the very nature of things. Marriage is something against nature. Marriage is an imposit….

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..