David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Few ever see what is not already inside their heads..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

I like that you let yourself be surprised.

There's always something to talk about..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..

The image is an image..

Awake, awake, my Lyre!And tell thy silent master's humble taleIn sounds that may prevail;Sounds that gentle thoughts inspire:Though so exalted sheAnd….

Ive been making music since I was 14, but for a while, I was afraid to perform..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

Everyone has something they can't live without..

I hope that death contains less than this..

I brings the ruckus to the ladies..