Money doesn't motivate, but stats do..

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..

I just never gave anything else much thought after music. I just hope that I'm doing what God intended me to do, and that's all..

I will not stagger from expedient to expedient..

Money buys everything, even true love..

Knowledge come from looking around; wisdom comes from looking up..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

Confidence is the greatest friend..

I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.

Life's the longest picture you're ever gonna take..

You have to invent life..

When I’m rested, I’m at my best..

No one can live with nothing..

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

I have always been anonymous, that is the position I should be. And it is hard to say why or how you did something, it just happens..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

Main Street has too much debt already. It is simply a bonanza for speculators who can borrow the overnight money and then buy something that they can….

Being short works for me..

I've had everything pierced at some point..

I'm pretty much the one that goes to the mound..

I love to work. I love doing standup..