Quotes on Parenthood Funny

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.