Then I'll come,' said Tessa, 'I've never been on a train.' Will threw up his hands. 'That's it? You're coming because you've never been on a train be….
You said a curse is only a curse if I allowed myself to me cursed by it. You said... I had it in my power to free myself of any curse - that curses w….
An aged rabbi, crazed with liberalism, once said to me, We Jews are just ordinary human beings. Only a bit more so!.
I've always said that gray hair looks good on everybody but yourself. To me, it makes me look old..
... In our family, if you said the words 'I feel,' they better be followed with 'hungry' or 'cold'. Because we didn't get personal, that's just how i….
Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life..
Least said, soonest mended.
We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that.
Here’s how a child listens: you tell him something, and he puts his own interpretation on what you said. That’s what he hears. No one has ever heard ….
Well, that’s interesting,” I said. “What’s interesting?” Jack called from the other room. “Something is interesting?” Lend shouted. “No! Nothing!.
Everything that can be said, can be said clearly..
Rap - so many words, so little said..
Where do the words go when we have said them?.
Never be silent with persons you love and distrust," Mr. Carpenter had said once. "Silence betrays..
Somebody said, 'Roger doesn't know how to spend money.' And I thought, 'I don't spend money because I don't have it!' If I had it, I could spend mone….
I don't know what I was trying to get out of a tenor - but it never really satisfied me until one day I picked up my alto and I said, 'Where have you….
He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child..
Nelson Mandela once said "I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I'm not going to protest.".
Yech," said Simon. "Don't 'yech' me. You're the one with the magical spit..
I heard a bird congratulating itself all day for being a jay. Nobody cared. But it was glad all over again, and said so, again..
Told you I was going to mess up your make up," he said, a smug grin on his face..