Here’s how a child listens: you tell him something, and he puts his own interpretation on what you said. That’s what he hears. No one has ever heard ….

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy..

Talk and tea is his specialty," said Giles. "He has about five cups of tea a day. But he works splendidly when we are looking..

Blowfish, did you say?" "Ah, no. Blofis, actually." "Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish..

I didn't say to act dead. I said act helpless..

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!".

Don't know whether I said the right things but I tried to! I have got to get used to it but I have said this before, what appears in cold print isn't….

No, thank you," said Adrian. "These hands don't sully themselves with fighting..

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd….

Nothing can be said, including this statement, that has not been said before..

What is said of man is nothing; the point is, who says it..

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?.

I always said I was never gonna be an entertainer, Suicide was never supposed to be entertainment..

If someone says, "Katie, you are out of order," over something I've said, or, "Katie, you are wrong," if I defend myself or justify myself, then I ha….

As I've said before, you can be an atheist and anything you like..

Unfortunately, there's been a lot of very divisive, dark things said about Muslims..

That's when I asked her where was that actress She said "That was somebody else" And then I asked her why she looked so happy now She said "I finally….

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile..

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks..

There ought to be something about computers and artificial intelligence [in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations]. Surely somebody somewhere said something….

Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket..