That's when I asked her where was that actress She said "That was somebody else" And then I asked her why she looked so happy now She said "I finally….

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile..

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks..

There ought to be something about computers and artificial intelligence [in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations]. Surely somebody somewhere said something….

Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket..

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,' he said..

She studied him for a few more seconds. “You look too pretty to be useful.” I gasped in spite of myself. Adrian chuckled and shook her hand. “Truer w….

I said to Heart, "How goes it?" Heart replied: "Right as a Ribstone Pippin!" But it lied..

Coco Chanel said take one thing off. I always said put another one on..

You have a humming dodo bird," I said stupidly..

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!.

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!.

I got most of my confidence by having a mother who never said "I don't like this or this." It was just, "You've got to love what you have because it ….

God said, 'Cancel Program GENESIS.' The universe ceased to exist..

I said hello to the poodle..

People have said, "You've turned your back on pediatrics." I said, "No. It took me until I was in my 60s to realize that politics was a part of pedia….

It is always "Youth, youth," when there is nothing else to be said..

There is something very attractive about blonds, especially for brunettes. Its been said that blonds are loved and brunettes do the loving..

Oh," he said to Kiyo, voice completely devoid of emotion. "I see. It's your turn again..

People have said I have a Napoleon complex. But I've always had to fight for everything that I have..

The only thing true about what you just said was the storybook damsel part - and that only because you're pretty enough to be one..